Urzila Carlson is a South African-born New Zealand comedian, actress, author, and television personality known for her sharp wit, deadpan delivery, and outspoken humour on stage and screen. Born on 15 February 1976 in Johannesburg, South Africa, she spent her early childhood near the Kruger National Park and grew up with her brother and sister. Her parents separated when she was young, and these early life experiences helped shape her resilient and determined character.
Before comedy became her life’s work, Urzila enjoyed a successful career in the publishing industry. She worked for over a decade as a typesetter and later as a production manager for one of Africa’s largest newspaper groups, where she won awards for her design and photographic retouching work. Despite her accomplishments in that field, she felt a growing desire to pursue a more creative path.
At the age of 32, after emigrating to New Zealand in 2006, Urzila made a bold decision to launch her career in stand-up comedy. She first took to the stage in 2008 and quickly began to gain recognition for her relatable and hilarious observations about everyday life, relationships, and her experiences as an immigrant and a parent. Her unique voice in comedy and her ability to connect with audiences of diverse backgrounds helped her build a devoted following.
Over the years, Urzila became one of the most sought-after comedians in New Zealand and Australia. She has performed sold-out shows at major comedy festivals, including multiple seasons at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, where she became one of the top-selling performers in the festival’s history. Her stand-up shows are celebrated for being funny, honest, and at times deeply insightful, combining personal storytelling with bold and laugh-out-loud humour.
In addition to her live performances, Urzila became a familiar face on television. She has appeared regularly as a panellist on popular comedy game shows such as the New Zealand show 7 Days and both the Australian and New Zealand versions of Have You Been Paying Attention?. She also joined the panel of The Masked Singer Australia for multiple seasons and competed on the second season of Taskmaster NZ, showcasing her quick wit and competitive spirit.
Urzila’s talents extend beyond stand-up and television. She released her memoir, Rolling with the Punchlines, which became recognised for its humour and candid exploration of her life and career. She has also performed in international showcases and brought laughter to audiences around the world through tours and festival appearances.
On the personal front, Urzila identifies as a lesbian and has spoken openly about her life and identity. She married her partner Julie in 2014, and together they have two children. Though she tends to keep her family life private, she has shared that becoming a parent has influenced her perspective and enriched her comedy. In recent years, she has continued to expand her creative endeavours, including her work in film and podcasts.
Today, Urzila Carlson stands as an influential figure in contemporary comedy, known for her bold humour, warm stage presence, and determination to defy stereotypes. Through her diverse body of work and her commitment to being authentically herself, she continues to entertain and inspire audiences across the globe.